![]() The Sheriff is a goof off & of the two fishermen, one is a drunk & one is a stud of sorts with a scar on his face. A Sheriff & two fisherman/bait salesman (One of them has a history with one of our ladies, not that it really matters in the end). There are three other characters in the film. I didn’t care for a single one of them & I don’t think any of you will either. There’s the Black jock with a Hispanic girlfriend (Hmmm, wonder who gets it first)? The other five are your basic caricatures (Video game nerd, Bookworm nerd, Another jock & two attractive ladies). Some fare better than others but they’re all just cookie cutout personalities in the end. Well, there is an effort to give the seven of them a bit of personality. OK…seven college students decide to spend a weekend at a lake house that they soon discover is surrounded by man eating sharks. Is some fool from Hollywood gonna pay me six figures for one of them? After seeing this movie I’m starting to think that I might be able to pull it off. I really wondered “How much was paid for this script”? I could write 25 scripts that are at least as bad (& probably worse) than this in a month. Whose brilliant idea was it to make another ersatz 3D movie that features little to no 3D in it & what little 3D on display is sub-par at best. How many hungry kids could that money feed? How many good deeds could that money fund? I could think of a zillion different (& better) things that could have been done with that money. I must question the existence of this film & the (Estimated) $28 million dollars it cost. This one isn’t gonna hurt so bad I figured… I mean honestly, how bad could it be? I’ve seen bad movies in the past and I’m going to see them in the future. I, being the loyal employee that I am, was so surprised that no one got near this film that I volunteered to see it. So what was left? The one film NO ONE on the staff wanted to review, “Shark Night 3D”. Why does this suck you ask? It sucks because the one film of the three that I really wanted to write a review for “Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”, got scooped up immediately by my erstwhile editor for review. You know what sucks acolytes? When your beloved savior The Black Saint decides to take a vacation for 10 days in a week where three horror/sci-fi films are slated to open and he can’t get to any of them on opening weekend. Watch the crazy Trailer for Shark Night 3D A weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to fresh-water shark attacks.
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